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Chernobyl fires extinguished - U.S. suspends WHO funding - Obama endorses Biden - GM begins ventilator production

Sanders endorses Biden - SoftBank reports loss on Vision Fund - Amazon resumes nonessential shipments - Locust invasion in Ethiopia

U.S. surpasses Italy in deaths - IRS sends first stimulus checks - Indonesian volcanoes erupt - The fastest-ever cross-country road trip

U.S. death estimate revised downward - Stanford creates cancer-detecting toilet - EU agrees on stimulus plan - Boris Johnson moved from ICU

Fauci predicts U.S. turnaround - ~1/3 of U.S. tenants missed rent (study shows) - Disney+ reaches 50M subscribers - Bernie ends campaign

China ends Wuhan lockdown - Jack Dorsey commits $1B to COVID relief - Walgreens to open drive-thru testing - WeWork sues SoftBank

Boris Johnson moved to intensive care - Wisconsin primary delayed (then reinstated) - Tesla turns car parts into ventilators - US orders ~167M masks

Boris Johnson hospitalized - SpaceX prototype explodes - NYC public schools ban Zoom - Kobe Bryant inducted into HOF

Starbucks competitor fabricates ~$300M - Death sentence reversed in Pakistan - Weekly unemployment numbers double - Oil’s best day ever

Feds uncover massive drug tunnel - FTC sues to separate Juul & Altria - Dr. Anthony Fauci gets a bobblehead - Wimbledon canceled for first time since WWII

Houseparty offers $1M bounty - FCC takes aim at robocallers - Xerox abandons HP takeover - Dow’s worst quarter ever

Fed projects massive unemployment - ISIS prison break in Syria - HQ Trivia returns - Van Gogh painting stolen

U.S. extends social distancing - North Korea conducts missile test - The not-so-clean history of Purell - Field hospital constructed in Central Park

Space Force’s first mission - U.S. leads world in COVID-19 cases - The real story of O.K. Corral - Record jobless numbers in U.S.

McDonald’s suspends all-day breakfast - U.S. military halts movement abroad - ‘Phase Three’ stimulus nears completion - Saudis indicted for Khashoggi murder