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BUSINESS & MARKETS

  • 🫖 Chagee, a Chinese bubble tea chain, filed for US IPO. | 🪙 GameStop will invest corporate cash in bitcoin, similar to Micro Strategy.
  • 🤝 Affirm reached an agreement with JPMorgan Chase to offer its buy now, pay later loan services to merchants on the bank’s payments network; deal follows a similar announcement from rival Klarna last month. | 🙏 Han Jong-Hee, co-CEO of Samsung, died at 63 from a heart attack.
  • 📉 Tesla sales fell 47% last month in the EU; follows a 50% drop in January and comes as EV registrations in the bloc increased. | 📈 BYD, the Chinese EV giant, reported ~$107 billion in revenue in 2024; figure surpasses the ~$98 billion generated by Tesla last year.

SPORTS, MEDIA & ENTERTAINMENT

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  • 🎭 Good Night, and Good Luck, a new play starring George Clooney, grossed $3.3 million last week; it’s the highest weekly figure ever for a non-musical play on Broadway. | 🕶️ Amy Pascal and David Heyman were tapped to produce the newest James Bond movie for Amazon MGM Studios.
  • 🏀 USC star JuJu Watkins—the presumptive National Player of the Year—tore her ACL and is out for the rest of women’s March Madness.
  • 🎶 Napster, the pioneering music piracy site founded by Justin Timberlake Sean Parker, was acquired for $207 million by 3D technology company Infinite Reality.

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SCIENCE, SPACE & EMERGING TECH

  • 🦠🐑 UK health officials identified the world's first known case of bird flu in sheep; experts say the current risk to humans is low.
  • 🤖 OpenAI announced a reshuffling of its executive team as CEO Sam Altman shifts more of his focus to the technical side. | ✍️ Read the AI-created poem from ChatGPT’s new creative writing model; Altman called it the first time he’s been “really struck” by AI writing.
  • 🧑‍💻 Microsoft unveiled six new AI agents designed to autonomously assist overwhelmed cybersecurity teams.

MISCELLANEOUS

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  • 📫 US Postmaster General Louis DeJoy resigned after nearly five years in the role.
  • 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇦 US officials said Russia and Ukraine have agreed to a ceasefire in the Black Sea and to work out mechanisms for ending attacks on energy facilities; the deal also involves the US lifting some sanctions on Russia.
  • 🗳️ President Trump signed an executive order to make sweeping changes to federal elections; it includes proof of citizenship requirements to vote, and a clause aiming to prevent states from counting mail-in ballots that arrive after Election Day. (From the Left | From the Center | From the Right)

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