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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Zero regrets: Firefox power user kept 7,500 tabs open for two years → (TechSpot)
• Vultures deemed 'too drunk to fly' after dumpster diving taken to 'rehab' center → (Fox News)
• To fend off tourists, a town in Japan is building a big screen blocking the view of Mount Fuji → (Associated Press)
• Zoo In China Stages Phony Panda Exhibit In Which Two Dogs With Dyed Fur Were The Main Attraction → (NY Post)
• Alligator visits bank drive-through, 'did not have an account' → (UPI)