Live from Austin, Texas

We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• US Postal Service Releases Dog Bite National Rankings → (USPS)
• Flavor Flav Orders Entire Red Lobster Menu in Effort to Save Company → (Consequence of Sound)
• Singer Taylor Momsen bit by a bat while performing on stage → (CNN)
• Idaho man moves water by hand for Guinness World Record → (UPI)
• Italian village with 46 residents has 30 local election candidates → (The Guardian)