Friday, October 8, 2021

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🍩 Daily Sprinkle

"To become what you are not, behave as you do not."

–T.S. Eliot (1888-1965)

👇📰 Quick Bits

📅 Hot Girl Summer is Over…

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🎁 ...but hot girl holiday deals are here. Target is kicking off “Deal Days” on Sunday, a three-day event offering discounts on thousands of items, including video games, TVs, vacuums, and kitchen appliances.

🛍 Zoom out: The deals aren’t just at Target – the bullseye brand is one of many retailers aiming to kick off this year’s holiday shopping season before Halloween as supply chain challenges mount.

  • Over the past week, Amazon rolled out “Black Friday-worthy” deals across every product category and Best Buy expanded its annual membership program, with one of its key perks being access to hard-to-find holiday items.

⏱️ Procrastinators, beware... Forecasts predict a sharp jump in year-over-year holiday spending, but supply chain woes and labor shortages could lead to shipping delays or more items out of stock than usual. “I’ve been doing this for 43 years and never seen it this bad,” the CEO of toymaker MGA Entertainment told Bloomberg.

📝 The bottom line: Whether you’re gifting an air fryer, Apple Watch, or an awfully hot coffee pot, it may be a good idea to combine your Halloween and holiday shopping this year… as long as the music doesn’t creep up, too.

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🏀 These Players Need To Work On Their Defense...

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🎁 … their legal defense, that is. Eighteen former NBA players were arrested yesterday for allegedly carrying out a conspiracy to defraud the league's health care plan of nearly $4 million.

Among the accused are Glen “Big Baby” Davis and Tony Allen, both of whom were on the Boston Celtics team that won the 2008 NBA championship.

  • Others include former NBA champs Shannon Brown and Marvin Ely, along with ex-high school phenom Sebastian Telfair.

👉 How it went down… The scheme allegedly lasted from at least 2017 through last year. It involved the former players submitting false claims for reimbursement of medical and dental services that had not actually been provided.

  • Each defendant stands accused of submitting false claims for reimbursements that ranged from $65,000 to $420,000.
  • According to the indictment, several of the fake invoices and forms stood out because “they are not on letterhead, they contain unusual formatting, [and] they have grammatical errors.”
  • Prosecutors claim the conspiracy was led by Terrence Williams, the 11th pick in the 2009 draft, who recruited other former players in exchange for kickbacks.

🏈 Zoom out: Last month, former NFL players Clinton Portis, Tamarick Vanover, and Robert McCune pleaded guilty for their roles in a similar nationwide health care fraud scheme and are now facing time in prison, per the DOJ.

  • Portis made $43.1 million in his NFL career but ran into financial trouble once he finished playing – a ‘riches-to-rags’ story that mirrors many other retired professional athletes.

💰 Fumbling the bag... While recent numbers are hard to come by, the NBA Players’ Association in 2008 said 60% of players go bankrupt within five years of retirement (despite a median player salary above $1 million since the early ‘90s).

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🍩 DONUT Holes…

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  • ☝️ Archaeologists found a 2,700-year-old “luxury” toilet in Jerusalem.
  • 💉 Pfizer and BioNTech applied for emergency use authorization for their COVID vaccine for kids ages 5–11.
  • 🚫 Google & YouTube will ban the monetization of climate change denial content on their platforms via ads or creator payments; company says advertisers seek to avoid being placed next to such channels.
  • ❤️🚗 Tinder & Lyft are partnering on a new feature that lets Tinder members buy a Lyft ride for matches.
  • ⚽ The Saudi Public Investment Fund will provide 80% of the funds for a £300M ($408M) deal to take over U.K.-based football club Newcastle United.
  • 🏰 Tesla HQ is moving from Palo Alto and joining DONUT HQ in Austin, Technoking Elon Musk announced yesterday.
  • 🏛️ The Senate struck a deal to extend the debt ceiling through early December; the agreement raises the borrowing limit by enough to pay the bills through December 3. (From the Left | From the Right)

+Bonus: The future doesn’t look too good for Ozy Media.

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🔥 The Hot Corner

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💬 Heard Through the Grapevine… Zanzibar-born novelist Abdulrazak Gurnah won this year's Nobel Prize in literature "for his uncompromising and compassionate penetration of the effects of colonialism and the fate of the refugee in the gulf between cultures and continents." He’s the first Black author to claim the award since Toni Morrison in 1993.

🔢 Stat(s) of the Day: United Airlines said flight searches on its website and app for holiday travel are up 16% compared with 2019.

  • The airline will operate 3,500 daily domestic flights in December, 91% of what it flew pre-pandemic.

📖 Worth Your Time… Simone Biles Chose Herself

🗣👂 Dose of Discussion

⚖️ SCOTUS Is Back In Session

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🎁 This week, the Supreme Court returned to the courtroom and started the new nine-month term with its first in-person arguments since March 2020.

The nine justices will consider a range of pivotal cases in the upcoming term, which “promises to be among the most momentous in generations,” per Reuters. They include:

1. New York State Rifle & Pistol Association v. Bruen (starting Nov. 3): This case regarding a century-old New York gun law questions whether the Second Amendment covers the right to carry firearms outside the home.

  • Lower courts have upheld the law, which requires some applicants to demonstrate “proper cause” to receive a conceal-carry license, over the objections of gun-rights advocates who say it violates the Constitution.

2. Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization (Dec. 3): This case focuses on a 2018 Mississippi law banning most abortions after 15 weeks of pregnancy.

  • The Court will consider whether all rules restricting abortions prior to viability are unconstitutional. Their decision has the potential to overturn nearly five decades of abortion precedent set by Roe v. Wade.

3. Carson v. Makin (Dec. 8): This case challenges Maine’s public education system, which relies on state tuition vouchers for non-religious private schools in areas where there aren’t enough students to justify public schools.

  • Parents who prefer religious schools have sued the state, arguing the practice is discriminatory; Maine says it should be viewed as equivalent to operating its own schools, which can’t be religious by law.

👁️ Looking ahead… Next week, the Court will consider a case brought by the Justice Department seeking to reinstate the death penalty for the man convicted of the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing.

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🌎 The Weird Wide World

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DONUT HQ is located in the city of Austin, which has a motto: “Keep Austin Weird.” In celebration of that sentiment, we bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall, and occasionally laugh-out-loud stories from this week:

Northern Ireland is experiencing a clown shortage.

Andrew Lloyd Webber hated Cats so much he bought a dog

Russia tells its space reporters to stop reporting on the space program

A Lord Of The Rings orc was modeled after real orc Harvey Weinstein

Man attempts citizen's arrest on judge during assault trial

US man sues psychic who 'promised to remove ex-girlfriend curse'

🛸🌄📲 Calling from the Future…

🔬 The Answer To Cancer ?

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🎁 Scientists in Montreal discovered a new enzymatic complex named HTC (hydride transfer complex) that stops cancer cells from aging, which could pave the way for a new generation of treatments.

🤔 How it works… HTC protects cells from hypoxia, a lack of oxygen that normally leads to their death. The researchers found HTC is often hijacked by certain cancer cells to improve their metabolism and allow them to survive in low-oxygen environments.

  • “Most interestingly, inhibition of these enzymes stopped the growth of prostate cancer cells, suggesting that HTC could be a key target to develop new therapeutics for a variety of cancers, including prostate cancer,” said senior author Gerardo Ferbeyre.

👁️ Looking ahead… The scientists' next step will be to come up with a detailed, high-resolution digital structure of the enzyme in order to design drugs able to affect its functions.

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🤗 Daily Dose of Positive

🐱 Furry Friends Friday: Forbes Returns Home

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Neil and Lucy Henderson’s cat, Forbes, went missing in Aberdeen, Scotland, in 2011.

  • Desperately searching for their fur baby, the couple was absolutely “distraught” when he never turned up. After nine months of no Forbes, they had accepted the worst – and eventually moved ~100 miles away to Edinburg.

 Fast forward... Last month, they received a call that Forbes had been found less than two miles from where he went missing – ten years after it happened.

  • “I recognised him immediately,” shared Neil. “Forbes did give me a big cuddle so I'm hopeful that he remembered us.”

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💡 Dose of Knowledge

👀 Watch Your Back

What group of animals, when together, are referred to as an ambush ?

A) Tigers
B) Jaguars
C) Hyenas
D) Leopards

(keep scrolling for the answer)

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💡 Dose of Knowledge Answer

A) Tigers

The other collective animal names:

  • A shadow of Jaguars
  • A cackle of Hyenas
  • A leap of Leopards

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