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  • 📈 US stocks soar
  • 🏌️ Tiger steps away from golf
  • 🚀 Artemis II launch

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🗣🌐 Dose of Discussion: A 360° Look at a Hot-Button Issue

SCOTUS is weighing limits on birthright citizenship

Image: Hill International

The Supreme Court will hear oral arguments later today in a case that will decide the legality of President Trump's executive order that seeks to end birthright citizenship in America.

Some quick background: In the US, birthright citizenship originated in 1868 with the 14th Amendment, which states: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

The policy was initially aimed at guaranteeing citizenship for formerly enslaved Americans after the Civil War, following earlier rulings like the 1857 Dred Scott SCOTUS decision which held that Black Americans couldn’t be US citizens.

Courts have long interpreted the 14th Amendment to mean nearly anyone born on US soil is automatically a citizen, regardless of their parents’ immigration status.

  • This precedent, reinforced by the Supreme Court in an 1898 decision, places America among the ~30 countries in the world today with unrestricted birthright citizenship.
  • In other countries, birthright citizenship is often referred to as jus soli (“right of the soil”).

The arguments

At its heart, the case centers around a simple question: what does “subject to the jurisdiction” actually mean?

The Trump administration argues this passage has been interpreted too broadly over the years. Under their view, citizenship should only apply to people who are fully within America’s political jurisdiction, meaning they owe “direct allegiance” to the US and may claim its protection.

  • That would exclude children born to undocumented immigrants or people living in the US temporarily, like students or visa holders.
  • The Trump admin says the current system creates incentives for illegal immigration and “birth tourism” by allowing nearly anyone to secure US citizenship for their children.

On the flip side: Supporters of birthright citizenship, including the ACLU, argue the Court shouldn’t overturn more than a century of precedent where US citizenship has been tied to birthplace.

  • They warn that changing that standard could have immediate consequences for the ~250,000 children born each year to noncitizen parents in the US, leaving many of them in legal limbo.
  • They also argue it would also potentially call into question the citizenship of millions of Americans going back generations.

Looking ahead…The Court’s final decision is expected by the end of its term in late June or early July.

📊 Flash poll: Do you support or oppose granting birthright citizenship to children whose parents either immigrated to the US illegally, or are non-citizens temporarily living in the US?

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BUSINESS & MARKETS

  • 📈 US stocks deliver their best single-day performance since spring 2025 following comments from President Trump indicating the Iran war could potentially end soon. (S&P: +2.9% | Dow: +2.5% | Nasdaq: +3.8%)
  • 🍽️ Unilever to sell its food business to spice and sauce maker McCormick, creating a $66 billion condiment powerhouse.
  • 🤖💰 OpenAI says it closed funding round of $122 billion at a post-money valuation of $852 billion; it marks one of the largest private funding rounds in history.

SPORTS, MEDIA & ENTERTAINMENT

  • 🏌️ Tiger Woods is stepping away from golf “to seek treatment and focus on my health"; announcement comes days after Tiger was arrested in Florida on suspicion of DUI.
  • 📚 Six books named finalists for the 2026 International Booker Prize, presented annually for a work of fiction originally written in a language other than English.
  • 🍿 Sony Pictures to develop new TV series about Jeffrey Epstein based on the book Perversion of Justice. | The Super Mario Galaxy Movie hits theaters today, with the film aiming for $175+ million in domestic ticket sales through Sunday.

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SCIENCE, SPACE & EMERGING TECH

  • 🚀 NASA to launch Artemis II—the first crewed Moon mission in 50+ years—as early as today; the agency says there’s an ~80% chance of favorable weather conditions for a two-hour launch window starting 5:24 pm CT.
  • 📧 Google is rolling out new feature allowing users in the US to change their Gmail address without starting over or losing access to their data.
  • 🧤 Nitrile and latex gloves commonly used by scientists could be causing microplastics levels to appear higher than they actually are, per new University of Michigan study.

US, WORLD & POLITICS

  • 💥 Iran war: President Trump reportedly tells aides he’s willing to wind down US military operations in Iran, even if the Strait of Hormuz remains closed to most ships and oil tankers; US deploys third aircraft carrier and accompanying warships to Middle East; Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says coming days of the conflict will be decisive, and the number of projectiles launched by Iran in past 24 hours is the lowest during the war.
  • 💰 Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s broker at Morgan Stanley tried to make a multi-million dollar investment in major US defense companies weeks before the US-Israeli attack on Iran, per a Financial Times report.
  • ⚖️ SCOTUS rules 8-1 in favor of a Christian counselor who challenged Colorado’s ban on conversion talk therapy for violating the First Amendment; decision could invalidate similar bans in 20+ states. | Federal judge temporarily halts construction of Trump’s White House ballroom. | Federal judge permanently blocks Trump’s May 2025 executive order halting funding to NPR and PBS.

🧠 Tidbits

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🤔 Did you know? Montana has a roughly 2:1 cow to human ratio. The cattle and human populations are skewed across the state, with the ratio going as high as ~62 cows/person in some counties.

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🖱️ What we’re clicking:

🤔 Trivia

Trick question trivia

In honor of April Fool’s Day, here are three trick questions:

  1. How many months have 28 days?
  2. If you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in?
  3. What’s red and smells like blue paint?

🤗 Daily Dose of Positive

🎂 An 80-year-old Canadian café owner went big for his recent birthday, baking a 17x17-foot carrot cake with help from local bakeries. 

The massive dessert, which took a month to create out of 430 individual cakes and 1+ tons of ingredients, was shared with the community at his celebration.

🤔 Answers

  1. All of them
  2. 2nd place
  3. Red paint

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