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Business & Markets
| September 3, 2026AI slop is coming to a menu near you
Some restaurants are betting that nothing gets the stomach growling quite like a Reuben that appears to violate the laws of physics.

Science & Emerging Tech
| September 3, 2026Physicists may have found the first hint of dark matter
After decades of searching for one of the universe’s most elusive substances, scientists may have finally caught dark matter doing something other than winning the world’s longest game of hide-and-seek.