DONUT HQ is located in the city of Austin, which has a motto: “Keep Austin Weird.” In celebration of that sentiment, here are the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Whataburger biscuit calorie check leads to Texas teen's arrest → (KXAN Austin)
• Woman won $10 million after pushing wrong button on vending machine at supermarket → (ABC7 Los Angeles)
• The latest line of defense against wolves on this Colorado ranch? Guard donkeys ​​→ (CPR News)
• Pink Floyd, a fugitive flamingo who escaped from a Kansas zoo 17 years ago, has been spotted on tour in Texas → (CNN)