Live from Austin...

... it's the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

1. Don't accidentally hire a North Korean hacker, FBI warns → (The Guardian)
2. New York high court to determine if Bronx Zoo elephant is a person → (Associated Press)
3. Balenciaga launches 'fully destroyed' sneakers worth a whopping $1,850 → (The Philippine Star)
4. Johnny Cash mural is leaking from a crude spot after Arkansas water tower gets shot (The Wichita Eagle)
5. 'We're fed up with scary dreams': thieves return temple treasures in India → (The Guardian)