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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Lil Jon Will Finally Turn It Down, Release Guided Meditation Album → (Consequence Sound)
• Australian swimmer James Magnussen says he’ll ‘juice to the gills’ to win $1M+ prize in Enhanced Games → (The Guardian)
• Man's Tinder AI Makes Date With Woman, Forgets to Tell Him and Stands Her Up → (Futurism)
• Mount Everest: Climbers will need to bring poo back to base camp → (BBC)
• Australian beach hosts ice bath world record attempt → (UPI)