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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Everyone in Japan will be called Sato by 2531 unless marriage law changed, says professor → (The Guardian)
• Residents Beg Michigan Mayor to Stop Solar Eclipse – He Scientifically Can’t → (110.5 The River)
• Pet snake missing for over a year gets dropped on roof by crow → (UPI)
• City of Kyle wants to gather record number of people named Kyle → (San Antonio Express-News)
• Children race to collect marshmallows dropped from a helicopter at a Detroit-area park → (Associated Press)