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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• A German art museum fired an employee for secretly hanging up one of his own paintings → (Business Insider)
• This Tiny Italian Island Is Giving Away Goats to Anyone Who Can Catch Them → (Smithsonian Magazine)
• ‘Mostly felt like a speed bump’: US man on getting vasectomy amid earthquake → (The Guardian)
• Reported armed man at Scottish train station was 'Star Wars' Stormtrooper → (UPI)
• 100 huskies cut loose in shopping mall after pet café mishap → (Fox News)