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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Rajasthan Man, Declared Dead By Govt, Commits Crimes To Prove He’s Alive → (News18)
• Detroit’s giant slide is back. There will probably be fewer bruises this time → (Associated Press)
• Champagne sales down worldwide in 2024, industry executives cite lack of 'cheer' → (Fox Business)
• Lululemon pulls new leggings line that gives customers ‘long butt’ → (CNN)
• Man pulls three planes while walking on his hands → (UPI)