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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Annual wife-carrying championship attracts competitive couples to Maine → (Associated Press)
• Hackers take control of robot vacuums in multiple cities, yell racial slurs → (ABC News Australia)
• Wyoming rangers stop blowing up dead horses due to wildfire risk → (The Guardian)
• Former top FTX executive Ryan Salame has updated his LinkedIn profile. His new role? Prison inmate → (CNN)
• World's largest pair of jeans measures 250 feet long → (UPI)