Live from Austin, Texas

We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Typing monkey would be unable to produce 'Hamlet' within the lifetime of the universe, study finds → (Phys.org)
• Gen Alpha keeps tripping and falling over their own Crocs, so schools are banning the shoes over safety concerns → (Fortune)
• Japanese village replaces young people with mannequins as population falls → (Sky News)
• Wisconsin Dad Drunkenly Buys 14 Tickets To Alabama Football Game… Ends Up Being Tickets For Alabama The Band → (Whiskey Riff)
• Wisconsin pizzeria apologizes after customers get high from pizzas accidentally contaminated with THC → (WFRV)