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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Somebody moved UK's oldest satellite, and no-one knows who or why → (BBC)
• Man Who Suffered Concussion After Skiing Accident Forgot Girlfriend Dumped Him the Day Before—And They Married 7 Months Later → (Brides)
• Thailand’s baby pygmy hippo Moo Deng now has an official song in 4 languages → (Associated Press)
• Milei’s ‘chainsaw’ for bureaucracy could slash an antiquated law aimed at protecting Argentine kids from turning into werewolves. Really. → (Argentina Reports)
• Nigerian man's 10,814.5-square-foot drawing is the world's largest → (UPI)