Good evening. 8-10% of Americans are now taking GLP-1s, such as Ozempic or Mounjaro, and restaurants are increasingly responding to this appetite-reducing trend by offering miniature versions of their normal menu items, according to a newly published NY Times report.

Or as the rest of the world calls them—”regular-sized servings.”

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Each of the following events happened on August 8. Your challenge is to put them in the order in which they occurred by year, earliest to latest. Answers at the bottom!

• A) After installing stadium lights, the Chicago Cubs host the first night game in the history of Wrigley Field. The first night game in Major League Baseball history had taken place 53 years earlier, and every other team in the league was regularly hosting night games for decades prior.
• B) Faced with the near-certain prospect of impeachment for his role in the Watergate scandal, President Richard Nixon announces his resignation. He’s succeeded by Gerald Ford the following day.
• C) The US men's Olympic basketball team—dubbed the “Dream Team”—easily defeats Croatia to win gold at the Barcelona Games.
• D) The US becomes the first nation to join the soon-to-be-formed United Nations, an organization it is hoped will serve as an arbiter of international disputes.

Hint: The UN was formed right after WWII

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The feeling of completing today’s Conjoiner sequence has been compared to taking a leap and finding out the grass actually is greener on the other side. It’s that satisfying.

The first clue of today’s sequence is: “Behind a house”...

Note: A (potentially important) clue for today’s Conjoiner can be found at the bottom of our AM send. Just search “🍩 Publish or perish“ in your inbox.

Mini

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Sudoku

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D, B, A, C

• D) 1945: The US becomes the first nation to join the soon-to-be-formed United Nations, an organization it is hoped will serve as an arbiter of international disputes.
• B) 1974: Faced with the near-certain prospect of impeachment for his role in the Watergate scandal, President Richard Nixon announces his resignation. He’s succeeded by Gerald Ford the following day.
• A) 1988: After installing stadium lights, the Chicago Cubs host the first night game in the history of Wrigley Field. The first night game in Major League Baseball history had taken place 53 years earlier, and every other team in the league was regularly hosting night games for decades prior.
• C) 1992: The US men's Olympic basketball team—dubbed the “Dream Team”—easily defeats Croatia to win gold at the Barcelona Games.