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Each of the following events happened on March 5. Your challenge is to put them in the order in which they occurred by year, earliest to latest. Answers at the bottom!

• A) The Hula Hoop, a hip-swiveling toy that exploded in popularity across America five years earlier, is patented by Wham-O. An estimated 25 million Hula Hoops were sold in its first four months of production alone.
• B) British Prime Minister Winston Churchill delivers his famous Iron Curtain speech condemning the Soviet Union’s policies in Europe, and declaring: “From Stettin in the Baltic to Trieste in the Adriatic, an iron curtain has descended across the continent.” Churchill’s speech is considered one of the opening volleys in the Cold War.
• C) Harassed by a mob, British troops open fire and kill four people in the Boston Massacre, an event that galvanizes anti-British feelings in Massachusetts.
• D) An impeachment trial of a US president begins in the Senate for the first time ever. President Andrew Johnson stands accused of having violated the controversial Tenure of Office Act, designed to protect Johnson’s Cabinet from being fired without congressional approval.

Hint: The first shots of a revolution were fired in Boston

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Take today’s Conjoiner lightly and it’ll bury you like the Pharaohs of old. Can you dig out a win by solving the puzzle?

The first clue of today’s sequence is: “Wonders of the world found in Egypt”...

Mini

Today’s mini is totally tubular, bro. Complete all the clues to hang 10 on today’s puzzle.

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Sudoku

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C, D, B, A

• C) 1770 – The Boston Massacre takes place. Those killed are considered by some as the first casualties of the American Revolution.
• D) 1868 – The first impeachment trial of a US President begins
• B) 1946 – British Prime Minister Winston Churchill delivers his famous Iron Curtain speech.
• A) 1963 – The Hula Hoop is patented. The name stems from the hip-gyrating Hawaiian dance.

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