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Each of the following events happened on March 18. Your challenge is to put them in the order in which they occurred by year, earliest to latest. Answers at the bottom!

• A) The worst tornado in US history, known as the “Tri-State Tornado,” passes through eastern Missouri, southern Illinois, and southern Indiana. The natural disaster kills 695 people, injures ~13,000 others, and causes an inflation-adjusted ~$316 million in property damage. The tornado features a diameter of over a mile and travels at speeds in excess of 70 MPH.
• B) Two men pretending to be police officers steal 13 works of art valued in the hundreds of millions of dollars from the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston. The theft is widely considered the world's biggest art heist, with the stolen art never being recovered.
• C) Henry Wells and William G. Fargo join with several other investors to launch their namesake business, today one of the world's largest banks. Wells Fargo starts by contracting with stagecoach companies to provide fast transportation.
• D) After four months of widespread protest in America, the British Parliament repeals the Stamp Act, a taxation measure enacted to raise revenues for a standing British army in America.

Hint: The Tri-State Tornado’s name offers a clue to its placement

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🧑‍💻 THE GREATEST INVENTORS OF ALL TIME

1. Leonardo Da Vinci (by a wide margin)
2. Albert Einstein
3. Thomas Edison
4. Benjamin Franklin
5. Nikola Tesla

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D, C, A, B

• D) 1766 – Britain’s Parliament repeals the Stamp Act
• C) 1852 – Wells Fargo gets its start as a shipping and banking company.
• A) 1925 – The massive Tri-State Tornado hits Missouri, Illinois, and Indiana.
• B) 1990 – The world's biggest art heist occurs at the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston.