Good evening. In tonight’s edition:

• 🤵🏻 License to kill
• 🧩 New puzzles
• 🍪 GOAT discontinued snacks

…and much more.

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Each of the following events happened on May 8. Your challenge is to put them in the order in which they occurred by year, earliest to latest. Answers at the bottom!

• A) Dr. No hits theaters in America, giving North American moviegoers their first look at the super-spy James Bond (codename: 007). The now-immortal character is first portrayed onscreen by the relatively unknown Scottish actor Sean Connery.
• B) The first Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is held, attracting large crowds over four days. It goes on to become one of the oldest continuously running sporting events in the US, second only to the Kentucky Derby.
• C) Betty White becomes the oldest person to host the long-running, late-night TV sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live. White’s hosting gig came about after hundreds of thousands of her fans signed onto a Facebook campaign rallying for it.
• D) The Soviet Union announces it will not compete in the Los Angeles Olympics, a decision widely seen as a direct response to the US boycotting the previous Olympic Games held in Moscow.

Hint: Connery had a 2nd stint as Bond after initially leaving the role

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Today’s Conjoiner is a reminder to celebrate the special lady who brought you into this world over the weekend. If you’re together, get her to help you solve the sequence!

The first clue of today’s sequence is: “Day when families honor maternal figures with gifts and gratitude”...

Mini

Climb through the clues in today’s mini to arrive at the peak. Reach new heights by solving the puzzle below:

• Play today’s mini crossword.

Sudoku

The week’s been long, you earned this sudoku—so kick back a bit and solve it through.

• Play today's puzzle.

You either loved these… or spent the entire class trying to avoid them.

Now they’re facing off on GOATWars to decide which part of gym class appealed most to you: competition, chaos, or surviving embarrassment.

Showdowns include:

• Dodgeball 🆚 Capture the Flag
• Four Square 🆚 Wall Ball
• Pacer Test 🆚 Multi-Colored Parachute

🍪 THE GREATEST DISCONTINUED SNACK OF ALL TIME

1. Choco Taco
2. Jell-o Pudding Pops
3. Planters Cheez Balls
4. Crispy M&M’s
5. PB Crisps

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Note: Results are as of the published time; these lists are dynamic and may change.

B, A, D, C

• B) 1877 – The first Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show is held.
• A) 1963 – The first James Bond movie, Dr. No, releases in America.
• D) 1984 – The Soviet Union announces it will boycott the Olympics in Los Angeles.
• C) 2010 – Betty White becomes the oldest person to host SNL.