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Wednesday, May 13 2026

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Good evening. In tonight’s edition:

  • 🔪 It’s not a toothpick…
  • 🧩 New puzzles
  • 🎂 GOAT cake flavors

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📜 May 13: On This Day in History

Cutting edge of invention

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Each of the following events happened on May 13. Your challenge is to put them in the order in which they occurred by year, earliest to latest. Answers at the bottom!

  • A) Annoyed by guests picking their teeth at the table, French Cardinal Richelieu is said to have ordered the tips of his sharp knives rounded off. Thus, the table knife is introduced. (The new implements also spread butter better.)
  • B) “Shoeless” Joe Jackson and Pete Rose, two players previously banned from the MLB for life for involvement with gambling on the sport, are posthumously reinstated by Commissioner Rob Manfred.
  • C) With tension mounting because of America’s recent annexation of Texas, the US Congress overwhelmingly votes in favor of declaring war on Mexico in a dispute over the Lone Star State.
  • D) Philadelphia police drop a bomb on the headquarters of MOVE, an African American separatist group, following a 90-minute gun battle. The bomb caused a fire to break out that leveled a city block, killing 11 people and incinerating 61 homes.

Hint: Texas’ annexation was rejected by 2 prior US presidents before it succeeded.

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🔗 Conjoiner: A DONUT Original Word Game

Greetings from…

Send in your answers for today’s Conjoiner like illustrated mail from a vacation. Can you open up the clues and solve the puzzle?

The first clue of today’s sequence is: “Tourist souvenir mail, frequently sent from a vacation destination”...

Play the sequence here

🧩 Puzzle Corner

Mini

Don’t let today’s mini tie you up. Unravel the clues to conquer the puzzle below

Sudoku

Numbers wait in rows so neat; place them right, ‘til the grid’s complete.

🐐 GOATWars: A Data-Driven Process to Determine the Best

Who's the greatest "That Guy/Gal" character actor of all time?

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You might not know every name immediately. But the second you see their face, you go: “Ohhhhh that guy (or gal)” — and then you start seeing them everywhere.

Now, the top charactor actors are facing off on GOATWars to decide which has the best combination of range, presence, and scene-stealing potential.

Opening matchups include:

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🏆 Monday's GOATWars Results: The Data Is Now In

🎂 THE GREATEST CAKE FALVORS OF ALL TIME

  1. Chocolate cake
  2. Cheesecake
  3. Carrot cake
  4. Ice cream cake
  5. Red velvet cake

Explore the full list.

Note: Results are as of the published time; these lists are dynamic and may change.

📜 Answers

A, C, D, B

  • A) 1610 – The table knife is introduced.
  • C) 1846 – US Congress overwhelmingly votes to declare war on Mexico.
  • D) 1985 – Philadelphia police drop a bomb on MOVE headquarters, leveling a city block.
  • B) 2025 – “Shoeless” Joe Jackson and Pete Rose are posthumously reinstated to Major League Baseball.
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