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• 🦍 RIP Harambe
• 🧩 New puzzles
• 🍻 GOAT fictional bars/restaurants

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Each of the following events happened on May 28. Your challenge is to put them in the order in which they occurred by year, earliest to latest. Answers at the bottom!

• A) Harambe the gorilla is shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo after a three-year-old boy fell into his enclosure. The incident prompts debates in the US over how to handle the situation, and is often joked about as the moment where humanity’s timeline shifted into an absurd and chaotic alternative universe.
• B) Volkswagen is founded by the government of Germany, then under the control of Adolf Hitler, as a new state-owned automobile company. After less than a year under a different title, the automaker is renamed Volkswagenwerk, or “The People’s Car Company.”
• C) President Andrew Jackson signs the Indian Removal Act into law, enabling the federal government to negotiate with Native American tribes for their ancestral lands within existing U.S. state borders, in exchange for unsettled land west of the Mississippi River. As a result, some 60,000 Native Americans are forced westward into “Indian Territory” (present-day Oklahoma). Their forced mass migration, which results in 4,000+ deaths, becomes known as the Trail of Tears.
• D) The Dionne quintuplets, the first known to survive infancy, are born in Ontario. The five girls were housed for their first nine years in a kind of "baby zoo," ogled by thousands of tourists daily.

Hint: Some say Harambe was the last straw holding the universe together

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Some of these companies sold ordinary products, while others accidentally created disasters.

Now, the top fictional companies are going head-to-head to see which made-up brand left the most lasting impact on viewers.

Showdowns include:

• Dunder Mifflin 🆚 Vandelay Industries 
• Wonka Industries 🆚 ACME Corporation 
• Los Pollos Hermanos 🆚 Umbrella Corporation 

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🍻 THE GREATEST FICTIONAL BAR/RESTAURANT OF ALL TIME

1. Cheers (Cheers)
2. Central Perk (Friends)
3. Moe’s Tavern (The Simpsons)
4. Monk’s Cafe (Seinfeld)
5. The Krusty Krab (Spongebob Squarepants)

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Note: Results are as of the published time; these lists are dynamic and may change.

C, D, B, A

• C) 1830 – President Andrew Jackson signs the Indian Removal Act into law.
• D) 1934 – The Dionne quintuplets are born in Ontario.
• B) 1937 – Volkswagen is founded by the German government.
• A) 2016 – Harambe is shot and killed at the Cincinnati Zoo.