Good evening. In tonight’s edition:

• 💊 Choke job
• 🧩 New puzzles
• 🏢 GOAT fictional companies

…and much more.

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Each of the following events happened on June 1. Your challenge is to put them in the order in which they occurred by year, earliest to latest. Answers at the bottom!

• A) The stop-choking technique invented by Cincinnati surgeon Henry J. Heimlich is published in Emergency Medicine. The Heimlich maneuver quickly becomes the go-to method for helping people whose airways are blocked.
• B) Comedian Conan O'Brien debuts as the host of The Tonight Show, NBC's long-running late-night talk show. However, Conan's tenure would end after a short seven months, when NBC tried to move back the show's start time to make room for Jay Leno's show.
• C) CNN (Cable News Network), the world’s first 24-hour TV news network, debuts on the air. The network first signed on from its HQ in Atlanta with a lead story about the attempted assassination of civil rights leader Vernon Jordan.
• D) Friar John Cor distills Scotland’s first-ever whisky at Lindores Abbey. Cor was under commission from King James IV to turn eight bolls of malt into "aqua vitae" (or "water of life"), a term that eventually evolves into the word "whisky."

Hint: The number of letters in CNN is the same as its placement

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You must zoom in on the clues to complete today’s Conjoiner. Can you adjust the focus enough to solve the puzzle?

The first clue of today’s sequence is: “Handheld device providing magnified vision at a distance; commonly used for birdwatching and sightseeing”...

Mini

Today’s hint will start to circle if you take too long. Knock out the puzzle and get out of the water as soon as you can.

• Play today’s mini crossword.

Sudoku

Monday hits hard, as it tends to do; steady your mind with numbers true.

• Play today's puzzle.

These are the meals that heal bad days, fuel lazy Sundays, cure heartbreak, and somehow taste even better as leftovers at midnight. But which comfort food deserves the ultimate GOAT title?

Showdowns include:

• Mac & Cheese 🆚 Mashed Potatoes 
• Chicken Pot Pie 🆚 Lasagna 
• Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup 🆚 Chicken Noodle Soup 

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🏢 THE GREATEST FICTIONAL COMPANIES OF ALL TIME

1. ACME Corporation (Looney Toons)
2. Dunder Mifflin (The Office)
3. Duff Beer (The Simpsons)
4. Wonka Industries (Willy Wonka)
5. Vandelay Industries (Seinfeld)

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Note: Results are as of the published time; these lists are dynamic and may change.

D, A, C, B

• D) 1494 – Friar John Cor distills Scotland’s first whisky.
• A) 1974 – The Heimlich maneuver is published in the medical journal Emergency Medicine.
• C) 1980 – CNN first launches the subscription-based cable network.
• B) 2009 – Conan O'Brien debuts as host of The Tonight Show.

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