Good morning. In today’s edition:

• 🌌 Dark matter discovery
• 🏀 LA Clippers lose five 1st-rounders
• 🧠 Remote control brain implant

…and much more.

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“Life must be a constant education; one must learn everything, from speaking to dying.”

–Gustave Flaubert (1821-1880)

After decades of searching for one of the universe’s most elusive substances, scientists may have finally caught dark matter doing something other than winning the world’s longest game of hide-and-seek.

Researchers in the LZ Dark Matter Experiment have identified a single particle interaction that looks like it could have come from dark matter, the evasive substance that makes up ~85% of the matter in our universe.

The signal was recorded in June 2023 by LZ, a detector buried nearly a mile underground in South Dakota that uses liquid xenon to hunt for dark matter particles.

How it went down

LZ is designed to search for weakly interacting massive particles, or WIMPs, one of the leading candidates for dark matter. Scientists think that WIMPs mostly pass straight through ordinary matter, but on rare occasions could collide with an atomic nucleus and produce a small, detectable amount of energy.

And that’s essentially what they found:

• The detector picked up two flashes of light with energies consistent with a WIMP colliding with a xenon nucleus.
• Researchers spent months investigating whether known particles or other background activity could explain the signal, but none provided an easy fit.
• As far as they can tell, the event doesn’t fit the description of any other known particle interaction in the subatomic world.

Don’t pop the champagne just yet: The physicists are careful not to claim that they detected dark matter. Their result has a statistical significance of 2.6 sigma, meaning there’s roughly a 1-in-200 chance known background processes could produce such an event. Particle physicists typically require 5 sigma, or odds of roughly 1 in 3.5 million, before officially declaring a discovery.

Looking ahead… LZ has already collected nearly 4x as much data as researchers used in their latest study, with the new pile of data set to be analyzed for similar dark matter-like events. Scientists in Italy and China are also conducting separate experiments to hunt for dark matter using liquid xenon detectors.

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Some restaurants are betting that nothing gets the stomach growling quite like a Reuben that appears to violate the laws of physics.

Restaurants and delis are increasingly using AI-generated food images on menus and signs, resulting in weird-looking pictures like perfectly circular shrimp and sandwiches with bizarre ingredients.

Why AI is on the menu

Generative AI is cheap, quick, and easy, making it an especially attractive option for small restaurants that often operate on tight margins. Asking ChatGPT or Gemini to generate images is much more affordable than hiring someone to photograph and design an entire menu.

At Chicago's Chi-Town Deli, for example, a recently viral menu filled with bizarre AI sandwiches was created by an employee as a temporary placeholder while the restaurant waited for new signage featuring real photos.

Your stomach might not mind. AI food pics might actually be pretty good at making us hungry—as long as we don't realize they're fake. That’s according to a 2024 study which compared people's reactions to real and AI-generated food images.

When participants weren't told which was which, they rated the AI-generated food as more appetizing than the real photographs. But once the images' origins were disclosed, that advantage disappeared.

BUSINESS & MARKETS

• 🧑‍⚖️ Google must make changes to address its advertising technology monopoly, but doesn’t need to break up its ad tech business, per new ruling from federal judge; analysts frame the decision as a win for Google, whose operations remain largely unchanged.
• ✈️ Southwest Airlines unveils plans for new network of airport lounges in partnership with Chase; first Southwest lounges to debut next year in Austin, Baltimore, Honolulu, and Nashville.
• 🚘 Uber is cutting ~10% of its global workforce (~3,300 corporate jobs) in an effort to consolidate management layers and trim costs.

SPORTS, MEDIA & ENTERTAINMENT

• 🚨🏀 Los Angeles Clippers stripped of five 1st-round picks as part of NBA punishment for salary cap circumvention when signing star Kawhi Leonard in 2022; other punishments include a $30 million fine for the Clippers, 1-yr ban for owner Steve Ballmer, and $700,000 fine for Leonard.
• 🕺 Dancing with the Stars announces Season 35 cast, including Maura Higgins, Julia Stiles, and Guillermo Rodriguez. | 🪄 HBO releases new trailer for upcoming Harry Potter series, releasing on Christmas Day.
• 📺 Wheel of Fortune suspends long-time announcer Jim Thornton amid investigation into unspecified allegations.

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SCIENCE, SPACE & EMERGING TECH

• 🍬 New zero-calorie sweetener, called sweelin, is ~3,500x sweeter than sugar and doesn’t raise blood glucose or insulin levels, per small, first-of-its-kind study.
• ☕ Drinking over five cups of coffee a day is linked to lower bone density in older women, while drinking tea regularly is associated with slightly higher bone density, new research finds.
• 🧠 Researchers remotely control brain implant from 6,500+ miles away (Chicago–South Korea) to deliver drugs and stimulate the brain with light, in recent rat experiments.

US, WORLD, & POLITICS

• 🗽🤖 NYC bans use of AI for students through eighth grade, with high school students limited to using it to learn about AI itself; new NYC policy also keep laptops and tablets out of public school classrooms until third grade.
• 🏫 Justice Department sues Kansas City (Kansas) public school district over its gender identity policies, alleging the district is illegally allowing students to transition socially without parental consent; it’s the federal government's first such lawsuit.
• 🏛️ All states must now report undocumented immigrants known to be residing there to DHS or risk losing federal funding for low-income assistance programs, under new DOJ legal opinion; it revises the DOJ’s 1998 opinion that only requires specific state agencies to report them.

☝️ You’re looking at some of the winners from the 2026 Audubon Photography Awards, which celebrates the beauty and diversity of birdlife across the Western hemisphere.

🤔 Did you know? Silly Putty was invented during World War II while scientists searched for a cheap substitute for rubber. Then, in 1968, it went where no toy had gone before: into lunar orbit aboard Apollo 8, making Silly Putty the first toy to travel to infinity and beyond the Moon's orbit and back.

📰 Worth a read: How rogue AI could act like an invasive species

🖱️ What we’re clicking:

• Travis Kelce buys lakefront Ohio home for $5.35M
• Girls just wanna have fun; husbands don't have to come
• PBR offers $20K reward for missing beer

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Yesterday we covered how the rapid buildout of AI data centers is drawing growing resistance across the US, but some lawmakers and analysts are pushing back against this framing.

❓ Our question to you: In your opinion, which of the following should be prioritized when it comes to data center construction?

• Improve AI development: 11%
• Ensure data centers don’t harm local communities: 84%
• Unsure/other: 5%

Read some of the most thoughtful longform responses.

+Note on sample size: We received 543 votes and 55 longform responses.

There are two countries entirely landlocked within Italy. One is The Vatican, the other is pictured above. Can you guess it?

(keep scrolling for the answers)

🐾 An Australian shepherd in Alberta just hurdled her way into the record books by jumping across the backs of 56 people in one minute during a Guinness World Records attempt.

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