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In the beginning of the end of a story that could arguably prove Murphy’s Law, FTX – previously the world’s fourth-largest crypto exchange by volume – announced plans to file for bankruptcy on Friday. Its sister trading firm Alameda Research followed suit.
The now-infamous Sam Bankman-Fried (SBF) also got fried, resigning from his role as leader of both companies after overseeing the swift and tumultuous collapse of a company once valued at ~$32 billion.
Quick recap:
It doesn’t get better either. Since declaring bankruptcy, FTX froze trading and withdrawals, reportedly due to a $477 million hack, transferring its remaining digital assets into cold storage (aka offline).
👀 Looking ahead… The exchange is currently under criminal investigation by the DOJ, SEC, and authorities in the Bahamas, where it and SBF are headquartered. And speaking of: reports over the weekend that he fled to Argentina – a country with US extradition – are greatly exaggerated.
+It’s giving Theranos: Alameda Research was overseen by SBF’s 28-year-old girlfriend, Caroline Ellison.
📈 The CPI rose 7.7% in October from the same month a year ago, down from 8.2% in September and 9.1% in June (the highest rate in 40 years); meanwhile, all three major US indexes rallied for their biggest one-day gains since mid-2020.
🪙↩️ In the biggest reversal since the second half of Super Bowl LI, Binance, the world's largest crypto exchange, is backing out of a recently agreed-upon deal to acquire FTX, the world's fourth-largest exchange, after a review of the company's structure and books.
💼🍿 Per an announcement not even the Oracle of Delphi saw coming, Zoom, the company synonymous with online meetings, is partnering with theater chain AMC to bring said online meetings to real life.
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