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Yesterday, the Supreme Court agreed to hear a case between whiskey maker Jack Danielâs and the manufacturer of a squeaky dog toy that parodies the whiskeyâs signature bottle. And though it may seem a little silly on its face, this dispute could have far-reaching implications for satire everywhere.
At the heart of the case is a dog toy manufactured by VIP Products. The toy, product-name âBad Spaniels,â is shaped like a Jack Danielâs whiskey bottle â and instead of reading âOld No. 7 Brandâ and âTennessee Sour Mash Whiskey,â the parody version reads âThe Old No. 2 on Your Tennessee Carpet.â
And thatâs not the only difference between the two. The OG whiskey bottle notates that its contents are 40% alcohol per volume, while the toy version reads â43 percent Poo by Vol.â and â100% smelly.â Which Jack Danielâs doesnât seem to find very funny (you could even say it makes them⊠barking mad).
The whiskey maker's general counsel argues VIP Products is taking advantage of Jack Danielâs âhard-earned goodwillâ to sell products, and that a ruling in the toymakerâs favor would provide near-blanket protection for any other humorous copycats.
On the flip side, VIP Products â which also manufactures other drink-themed parody toys like Mountain Drool and Heini Sniff'n â claims itâs protected by the First Amendment, and that Jack Danielâs just canât take a joke, doggone it.
đ©ââïžđ The bottom line: Though the Courtâs decision isnât expected until next summer, major companies are already taking note. Campbellâs, Leviâs, and Patagonia have all filed briefs in support of Jack Danielâs.
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