💬 Quoted… “At this time, the Secret Service's investigation is closed due to a lack of physical evidence.”

• The Secret Service yesterday ended its probe into the mysterious cocaine found at the White House this month, unable to trace any suspects due to the absence of DNA, fingerprints, or helpful surveillance footage.

💰 Stat of the Day: According to a recent SmartAsset report, you’ll need to make about $653,000/year to be considered in the top 1% of earners in the US. That figure varies significantly by state, however, with Connecticut having the highest annual salary of any state for one percenters – $953,000/year – and Virginia having the least – $367,000/year.

🤯 Did You Know?.... The last time Hollywood’s actors and writers were both on strike simultaneously was in 1960, when Ronald Reagan was president of the actor’s union (then known as SAG). Which can only mean one thing… Fran Drescher, the current president of SAG-AFTRA, will be US president in 2044.

📖 Worth a Read: My A.I. Writing Robot → (New Yorker)