💬 Quoted… "I think we can all agree Elon isn't serious and it's time to move on."

In a Threads post yesterday, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg said he’s moving his focus away from a potential cage fight against Twitter/Tesla/SpaceX CEO Elon Musk, and implied that Musk is intentionally delaying the match and spewing more hot air than a hot-air balloon (we added that last part; sorry, it's just the WWE promoter in us).

• As of 5 pm ET yesterday, Musk hadn’t publicly responded to Zuckerberg's latest comments, which came after Musk posted about an “epic location” for the bout, as well as what he claimed was a screenshot of a text conversation with Zuckerberg in which Musk appeared to suggest they meet for "a practice bout" later today.

🚚📈 Stat of the Day: The phrase “what can brown do for you?” has been flipped on its head to become “what can I do for brown?” Searches on Indeed for jobs with "UPS" or "United Parcel Service" in the title jumped more than 50% in the week after the UPS/Teamsters five-year deal was announced – a deal under which UPS drivers will eventually average $170,000 in total pay and benefits.

🤔 Did You Know?... It turns out, not every newly-married couple actually wants a breadmaker 😱. According to a new Realtor.com survey of couples who have created a wedding registry within the last two years, 85% said they would have preferred cash toward a down payment on a home instead of typical registry gifts.

📰 Worth a Read: Whether You Call It 'Skiplagging' or 'Hidden-City Travel,' It's Contentious → (NY Times)