💬 Quoted… “[He stowed away by spending] a significant amount of time in the lavatory.”

• A Texas man was arrested in Salt Lake City, Utah, on Sunday after channeling Mr. Deeds’ butler and boarding a Delta Air Lines flight without a ticket by using a photo he had taken of another passenger’s boarding pass while she wasn't looking (I ammm very-very sneaky, sir). After making it onto the plane, the 26-year-old man first hung out in the front lavatory, then the back lavatory – before being noticed by flight attendants, who, after speaking with him, realized he wasn’t on the manifest and ordered the plane, which was close to taking off, to turn around. The stowaway said he was on a snowboarding trip and needed to get home, and had previously attempted to fly on two Southwest flights using a friend’s “buddy pass” but they were full.

💰 Stat of the Day: If the shareholders of SPAC Digital World Acquisition approve a merger with Truth Social in a vote later today, which is expected, former President Trump’s ~60% stake in the social media platform would be worth ~$3.5 billion based on current stock prices.

🤔 Did You Know?... Frank Herbert’s novel Dune was rejected by more than 20 publishers before being accepted by a company mainly known for its auto-repair manuals.

📰 Worth a Read: The Respected Oxford Professors Who Say They Time Traveled → (Atlas Obscura)