Live from Austin, Texas

We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Taiwan MP Tries To Run Away With Bill To Stop It From Being Passed → (NDTV)
• Vermont cat earns honorary doctorate in 'litter-ature' → (UPI)
• Man Drinks Poison Oak Smoothies in Bid to Develop Resistance → (Futurism)
• Man wanted in Florida shooting found ‘folded’ in dryer → (Click Orlando)
• 706 people named Kyle got together in Texas. It wasn’t enough for a world record → (Associated Press)