Live from Austin, Texas

We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• San Francisco home selling for $488,000 but you can't move in until 2053 → (ABC7 News)
• A pet donkey disappeared in California five years ago. He’s been spotted living with a herd of wild elk → (CNN)
• New Jersey man flies to Florida to attack another player over an online gaming dispute, deputies say → (Associated Press)
• 180-foot bike certified as world's longest - and it's actually rideable → (Guinness World Records)
• Watch believed to have been eaten by cow turns up 50 years later → (UPI)