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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’ → (Fortune)
• Mike Tyson reminds child reporter that she, too, will die → (AV Club)
• Swiss Church Uses AI-Generated Jesus Hologram to Hear Confessions → (Daily Boulder)
• Magic society launches hunt for first female member, expelled for posing as a man → (CNN)
• Google's AI Chatbot Tells Student Seeking Help with Homework 'Please Die' → (Newsweek)