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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Japan launches drinkable mayo for fans that just can’t get enough → (The Times)
• Stolen shoe mystery solved at Japanese kindergarten when security camera catches weasel in the act → (APNews)
• Bananas in Pyjamas kidnapped and held for ransom by mafia → (News.com.au)
• Chinese man trapped in well in Thailand for three days as villagers mistake cries for help for ghostly sounds → (Malay Mail)
• Bear steals inflatable Grinch from Florida home → (UPI)