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We bring you the most unusual, off-the-wall and occasionally laugh-out-loud headlines from this week.

• Man says he ordered burger with everything removed, received empty box and gave big tip → (KOMO News)
• Rotisserie mystery: Yukoner's dog finds pile of cooked chickens dumped in woods → (CBC)
• 81-year-old man dubbed 'serial slingshot shooter,' is arrested in California → (NBC News)
• Madonna fan earns world record with 18 tattoos of the singer → (UPI)
• Chasing cheese wheels or lugging sacks of wool, UK competitors embrace quirky extreme races → (Associated Press)